This vehicle is powered by sticky rice and bananas.

60 km before lunch, and I feel great.

Saw a young girl and her even younger brother on a bicycle that was way too big. The girl had to stand up to reach the pedals, with the seat at about her shoulders. The boy was sitting on the carrier rack, holding on to the seat. I tried to stop and take a picture, but they got a bit freaked out, and the boy started to cry. I hate making kids cry.

This som tham (green papaya salad) I’m eating is making me cry. It’s hot enough to peel paint. Must remember to ask for less chilis.

I stopped at Ban Lak 35 (literally 35km village, at, you guessed it, kilometer marker 35) to watch some men playing boule. I got my camera out and started taking pictures. As soon as I’d taken the first picture (of a man looking at my bike), a man dressed in full military regalia came out of a thatch hut nearby, waving his arms, saying I couldn’t take pictures. It wasn’t like I was in front of a military installation or something. I was in front of a temple, sort of. Very strange. The man went back in his hut, to talk to his partner, and I chose that moment to leave, before they could give me any more problems.

Christmas songs and speaking Lao

Oh, and I was complaining last night I hadn’t heard any Christmas songs this year when we were in the nightclub, so Ron and Lindsey sang “We wish you a merry Christmas”. It was very nice, though drunken. The band didn’t know any Christmas songs, though Andy asked. Ah, well, my one christmas song for the year.

In trying to learn Lao, the hardest part is learning the tones. I find myself, particularlly on the bike, humming to myself a lot - hmmm HMM hmm Sa - BAI - dii.

Falang haa pai lot tiep - Crazy foreigner goes by bicycle

I find myself repeating what people say to me back to them when I’m riding, as it’s usually of the form “sabaidii”, “hello”, “goodbye”, “I love you”, “good morning”, etc. I caught myself the other day barking back at the dogs and mooing at a cow. Barking back at dogs is not advised. Because then they chase you.

Day 9 - Boxing Day

I’m still in Savanekhet, having taken a rest day for Christmas. After mass yesterday morning I went and called Mom and Dad and Matt for Christmas for a few minutes for 19,000 kip/min. Very expensive, but a real phone connection for the first time in months. We switch3ed to IM after a few minutes which was good, though delayed. I showed them my online journal (this), which they really like. I’m a bit concerned I’ll start writing my journal with the public veb version in ming from now on, and no longer write only for myself. Gonna have to watch it.

I got directions for eggnog online, and then went to the market to get ingredients. I found everthing except nutmeg and salt, even found vanilla extract. And I bought a proper rice-paddy working hat for myself for 2,000 kip. However, I didn’t think about how aerodynamic it’s going to be. We’ll see, I had to take it off on the ride home, but I still need to work out a proper chin strap. I almost bought a fedora instead, but it was too small.

The eggnong was… interesting. NOt exactly like back hom. I think it really needed the nutmeg. Plus, in retrospect, I think we should have whipped the eggs more, to make it thicker. Ah well, it was still nice. However, I was the only person at the guesthouse besides one other Laos girl to finish mine. I think everyone else was slightly worried about the raw eggs. This morning, so far so good:)

I retrued my bike wheel, book in one hand, spoke wrench in the other. I did pretty well, considering. Problem is, I think the rear axel is slightly bent. A problem I’m ignoring for now.

I had Chritmas dinner with the two belgiun bicyclists and then went out to a night club with Andy and Lindsey, the two British English teachers from Japan, Ron the Israeli, and two Lao girls who were lots of fun that Lindsey and Andy had met. Really enjoyed talking with everyone. Particularlly Andy and Lindsey. Such good people and good stories. Andy’s stories of being 6 foot and a good bit and red haired with freckles in Japan were hilarious. About having all his students burst into laughter when he ducks to walk in the door. And how they think he dyed his hair.

The night club was a trip, with Laos line dancing and massages in the toilet while you’re peeing at the urinal. Here the clubs open at 9pm and close promptly at midnight. So you don’t screw around. Had lots of beer, and slept like a drunk rock.

Bike riding with a hangover, Woohoo!

I went to Christmas Mass

I just went to Christmas mass at the big Christian church here in Savanekhet. It was odd. Good, but odd. And very, very long.

A middle-aged french woman who’s staying at the same hostel as me and I went to the church around 8am. The church was maybe half full, and they were already practising singing that day’s music. The priest was dressed in full white robes with plain white rope sash. He was a portly man, or at least portly for a Laos man (which isn’t very). He was really drilling them on getting the hymn right, harmony and everything, and so the mass started late.

The church surely dates back to the french colonization, and reminds me of pictures I see of country churches in Spain. It has a big wide, though unmaintained, avenue leading up to it, and is a huge, vaulted ceiling affair with columns and the works. But is also slightly run down. Outside is a formidable grotto with small creche and decorations (complete with random poster-backdrop of a swiss mountain village). Inside was a nice little christmas tree, complete with ornaments and little santa claus. And then, on either side of the alter, were framed pictures of jesus, with flashing LED halos, like you see at garage sales and kitchy roadside stalls. Pretty amusing.

Before the service, during the intro hymn, the priest took confessions, behind a small, portable confessional (nothign more than a divider). From where I was sitting, I could see both sides. Very interesting…

The service itself involved lots of singing, and my personal favorite, a Laos style offering, where representatives from various famlies processioned down the aisle bear the traditional Laos offerings bowls (which I’ve only ever seen at buddist festivals before), ladden with everything from fruit to bread to Milo (hot chocolate). I wonder if Christ would like Milo…

Plus, the best part were the money offerings, a Laos tradition that involves some sort of pole stand from which hangs streamers of money, often folded into various shapes. Sort of like monetary origami. I guess when you have relatively low denomination money, you can do things like that(the highest here is 20,000 kip, about $2, and the highest you usually see in circulation is 5,000 kip). It definitely had a different feel, as it was a lot less anonymous than the western way.

All the representatives (about 20 or so), processioned down the aisle, up on to the raised area by the alter, knelt, and made their offering in prayer as the priest blessed them.

The mass itself was pretty uneventful, besides a very rude chinese tourist wandering right during communion, camera gear and tanktop and all, who ended up at the very front, standing on a pew, taking pictures. I was horrified, and said something to him afterwards, but I’m pretty sure he didn’t understand. It’s people like that that give tourists a bad name.

I’m sticking around in Savanekhet tonight. Going to try making eggnog, and maybe mulled wine. Provided I can find necessary ingredients. We’ll see:)

Yesterday was Day 6

Woke up insanely early at the monestary, as roosters and monks both wake up early. It was an odd nights sleep, the flourescent lights int he monestary on all night, and sounds of dogs, horses, cows, and roosters coming from all over. I slept alright though. Before I left, I asked it I could take a picture of Bou and Nabr, the two novice monks. I didn’t risk trying to ask Vong, the head monk. They liked the idea, but had to run and get fully dressed in their robes first. They insisted on taking pictures in the temple itself, with themselves seated in front of the main shrine. But, with the sun still not over the horizon, I doubt it will come out. The smiles they put on for the camera were amazing. I wonder if monks practicse smiling. I hope I didn’t get the two of them in trouble with Vong. He seemed generally unpleased with my presence, though several times I wonder if that was just his nature.

I said goodbye to Vong, and thanked him again, and then headed to the market to find breakfast. I had a baguette with sweetened condensed milk, mmm. I then went and found rice, water, and bananas for the road. When I stopped to get bananas, there was a cheeky old man there who was trying to get me to buy various passing women. When I said I wasn’t interested, he’d just move on to the next one. I finally just made a joke out of it, saying I didn’t have any more room on my bike. I’ve had lots of offers of women alond the way, as well as several requests by people asking me to take them with me back to the states, even the monks at Wat Ban Phone, where I stayed.

I eventually got talked into buying what looked like samosas. They were filled with a dry banana paste, and very yummy. The lady I bought them from was pretty funny, saying what I understood to mean that the money I gave her was the first she’d received from falang(foreigner), as though she’d save it as a souvenir.

I’d run into someone at the wat (well, more likely he was directed to come speak to me), who had studied english in Vientiane, and spoke very well. He told me I could go from Nongbok to Ban Na Thai, and take a boat across the river, where I could continue on to Ban Nadeng, on Rt. 13. I spent the morning screwing around getting to Na Thai, taking pictures, taking wrong turns, and playing pied piper to a bunch of kids on their bikes on their way to school. They were heaps of fun, taking a little while to warm up. I spoke a few english phrases with them, and a bit of Lao. My Lao has vastly improved in 48 hours, nearly at the point I can begin conversation. The monestary is to thank for that.

Finally I found Ban Na Thai, and started asking around about a boat. I met a middle-aged woman who spoke French, who showed me where longtail boats go back and forth across the river for 1000 kip (Look it up). I spoke a bit of French with her while I waited for a boat. She wasn’t fluent, but a few words here and there. She seemed to understand a fair amount when I spoke French though. More directions, a few more wrong turns, and a lot more dirt roads in varing conditions later, I made it to Nadend.

At a few points, I was having to make navigation decisions based on “well, this way has more tire tracks” and “hmm, that way goes east, and Rt. 13 is east of here, so…” Not the best way to navigate, but it all works out ok in the end.

I ran into a few young kids (maybe 5 years old) who were utterly terrified of my and went running down a road away from me, ditched their biks, and dove through a fence. There’s not much you can do but smile and shake your head.

I ate some hot tham som (green papaya salad made in a mortar and pestle) and grilled chicken and sticky rice, and then hit the road to Seno. Alond the way, I passed two of the travelling bike salesmen, who have an impossible amount of stuff for sale strapped to their bikes. I talked and rode with them for a bit and got a picture of each. Finally got to Seno, dog tired, and found a guesthouse and crashed, having a shower and promptly falling asleep as the sun went down.

Today I ride to Savanekhet for Christmas.

Day 5 - What a whirlwind last 24 hours.


Man setting bricks out to dry at brick factory

Kilns at brick factory

I took the bus to Thakhek yesterday, unfortunately bypassing a few very beautiful sections, but fortunately bypassing a few hills as well. Not sure I’ll choose to do it again, for fear of missing out.

I had a haircut and a shave in Thakhek today. What a weird experience. The place was little more than a shack by the side of the road. To be accurate, it was a shack by the side of the road. When I first rode up on my bike, there was a lady with a miner’s headlamp on, bending over a guy tilted back in the chair, with all sorts of strange instruments laid out on a towel on his chest. I thought he was having dental work done. Turns out he was having his ears cleaned.

When his turn was up, I was offered the chair. I mimed to the guy that I wanted to have it all about 1 inch all over, and trimmed around the ears and across the back. He proceed, much to my dismay, to, against pretty clear miming, to chave the sides and back, and cut the top to about 1/2 inch. It looks ok, so I didn’t complain. Besides, as with all bull-headed barber experiences in Asia, he started with the least obvious part first, the back and sides, and so by the time I figured out what was going on, it was too late. But he was forgiven, being that it turned out ok.

Then for the shave. Straight razor. He shaved even my earlobes and nose. Which made me want to laugh from the absurdity of it. Which I managed to hold down to a big grin. Which, I decided, wasn’t a terribly wise action, considering I had a very sharp, unprotected blade being scraped racher quickly across my face. So there I was, trying to stifle my grin, desperatelytrying to think of anything other than the absurdity of shaving your earlobes. I don’t think the barber could figure out what was so funny. I had a pretty hard time holding myself together.

I finally got the zipper on my bag replaced. One would think it was the most undesireable tsak in the world, given the reactions I was getting. But I finally found someone who would.


Lao women I was offered at a temple

Sleep now, details later: brick factory, riding south on the dirt road to Nong Bok, buddhist festival, another offer to stay in a village (and offers of women), getting to Nong Bok to find no promised guesthouse, staying at the monestary, pissing off the head monk, being told I’m the first white person to come here, and the first white person many of the children have seen. Too much language teaching, not understanding enough Lao. Baw khao jai! (I don’t understand in Lao)

Day 4 - Off day & about this blog

I was simply too sore this morning to keep going and decided a bussing rest day was much better than getting injured and being relegated to only riding the bus. I spent 3 hours on the internet this morning, catching up on email and installing Moveable Type on my site. I’m inspired by Katie and Chris and going to try to mirror suitable entries from my journal onto the site, as often as I can. I’m going to try it for a little while on my own before I announce it’s presence, so I’m sure I’m willing ot update it before I get people’s hopes up.

I’ve decided that if something serious ever happend, say, I got hit by a bus, the locals would laugh themselves to death before they actually got a chance to help me. The laughing is definitely unnerving at times.

Yesterday was day 3 of the GBA (Great Bicycle Adventure)


Dirt road near Pakxan

I probably rode at least 30 km, maybe more, probably 40-50, but ended up making no real headway south. I only stayed 2km further down Rt.13 than the night before, still in Pakxan. That brings the total Rt. 13 kilometers to 150km, truck kilometers to 35km, and ridden kilometers to about 150km. I’m pretty sore this morning, and my knees are complaining, so I’m thinking about having a rest day and bussing/trucking to Thakhek or so.

Yesterday was a day of technological disasters and cultural wonders. I had heaps of pannier rubbing problems [Added later: My panniers are jerry-rigged from two smallish granny bags (those squarish bags made out of tarp material with two handles and a zipper)], and I nearly bent my seat post in two. And then to finish it all off, I got a flat tire in town as it was getting dark.

Which ended up being a blessing in disguise, as the mechanic I took the tire to to get fixed, also turned out to be a genius with metal, and did a wonderful job realizing my seat post lengthening/strengthening ideas. Now it’s heaps high and heaps strong. Plus I got a new spare tube that my pump fits, plus one of the boys at the shop helped me jerry rig my rear fender higher so it doesn’t interfere with the rear brake. And all for 10,000 kip (about US$1). A bargin, to the point i felt like i should have given the guy more.


A village store

I spent the day riding along dirt roads through small villages and rice paddies, at first in search of a cave sign posted off Rt. 13, and then in search of an alternate way back to Rt. 13. At one point, the crude tractor path I was following ended in a river. A big one. Never completely trust directions advice when there’s a big language barrier and you have bad maps.


School children

At one point I stopped to fix my seat near a school, and about 50 kids came running up to loot at me and my bike. I took some pictures and played some frisbee with them. They were really good at the frisbee, though I don’t think they’d seen one before. It was good fun, and a good ice breaker.

I find it a bit strange how much people, particularlly kids, laugh when they talk to me, particularlly if their english isn’t good. And it’s not jsut giggling, it’s full on belly laughs. I know it’s all in good fun and because they’re happy, but it’s still weird.

Day 2

People beep their horns a lot here. Problem is, I can never tell if it’s a oh-my-god-there’s-a-bicyclist-right-in-the-way-that-we’re-going-to-hit sort of beep, or a wow–a-white-person-let’s-honk sort of beep. [Added later: there’s also a I’m-an-empty-bus/truck/tuktuk-looking-for-passengers honk]

Saw people planting rice today. It’s so green.

Kids don’t wear pants a lot here. Nudity isn’t any more in fashion here than in the rest of SE Asia, it’s just that diapers aren’t either.

The end of today finds me in Paksan, or rather, 2km from Paksan. I thought I was in the center, and was a bit surprised, as I expected it to be bigger. But then I went for a short ride around town and found the 2km gravestone. So I guess there’s more to be had. I’ve got my hopes up there will be an internet cafe, we’ll find out tomorrow morning.

I saw a television add which I presume to be gecko resistant paint. I thought having geckos on your ceiling was good luck. Maybe the geckos falling off the wall in the commercial is only a metaphor.

And I saw a bad Chinese kungfoo show dubbed into Lao. Which makes it all that much worse, and more comical, as not only are they speaking a strange, tonal, monosyballic oriental language I don’t understand, but also, the mouths are out of sync.

Day 1 of the great(?) bicycle adventure

As far as first days go, this one’s been pretty good. About as well as can be expected, I suppose. I find myself in Thabok, 90 some-odd kilometers from Vientiane, in a very nice, though rather expensive guesthouse.

The bike and gear is working out well, despite minor problems. The biggest of which is that it’s still slightly on the small side. Which means I have the seat up all the way. Which means that the post is starting to bend, presumably because of the amount of leverage. It’s not bad so far, and i’ve only just been bending it back into shape every now and then. But I do wonder if it’ll become cataustrophicat some point. If so, I hope I can get someone with a welder and some steel to jerry rig something. Which I’m considering about doing before the fact, both to strengthen it, and to lengthen it, if possible. If I can find someone who’s willing to think outside the box a bit, it shouldn’t be too hard a task. I’ll ride on it another day to Pakxan and see what happens. My other biggest problem is that my butt is incredibly sore from the seat. I think that’s just a matter of breaking it in. My butt, that is.

I had accompaniement on my ride at two point, once by two high school girls on a motorbike, and once by a guy about my age on a bicycle. The guy offered to let me stay at his house, as his village was only a few kms away, and it had gotten dark. I felt really bad about turning him down, but I thought it best to stay in guesthouses for a little bit, until I could adjust to life on the bike. Oh well, there will be more chances.

The mile markers look like gravestones.

Most people only know one english word, “hello”, and they practise every chance they get. Which means I have to say “hello” about every 50m. Which could theoretically get old after a while. I think I’m starting to get the wave of someone who gets waved at a lot.

I feel very much as though this bike trip is the culmination of my year of travelling - as though everything I’ve learned is feeding into this. In some ways, I guess it’s a test, one which I think I’ve already past the majority of.
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